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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Misc. TV-shows. Music. Politics. Life. Love. Random ramblings, amusements, words to live by, beautiful people and pretty pictures. (I also tend to write random 2am rants from my phone. You can ignore those if you want)I have opinions, sorry if that offends you.I will admit to nothing. But ask me anyway</description><title>She doesn't appear to be human</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mettekj)</generator><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live. Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesagia.tumblr.com/"&gt;lesagia&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50850223738</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50850223738</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:59:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why do you support traditional marriage?
Because we as young...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mn1rvdUkNH1qfbvago1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why do you support traditional marriage?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Because we as young people nerd parents for so many things. And Men/Woman make the people they produce I guess I ran say IL like that and if you pet all the guys on one island they won’t last long rause you need woman i _ _ _ woman and I Mon.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5830160c2c047c6c88bed75b85a733cb/tumblr_inline_mn1ry0SYPL1qejvr0.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage-fans"&gt;George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50817747211</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50817747211</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 09:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>doma</category><category>George Takei</category><category>sigh.. I love George</category><category>most of these dont even make sense</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/594ba3067d71ae4d50d5ad3b119b880f/tumblr_mn0m5u83821qfbvago1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50762802186</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50762802186</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:22:42 -0400</pubDate><category>yas</category><category>you know what this means</category><category>DK represent</category><category>eurovision</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0c332fd4da1572ecedd8d9f8f195dba/tumblr_mluiwje8Gk1qeq3dko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5af179a8b4ca03ba1f1f0c0e14d0006d/tumblr_mluiwje8Gk1qeq3dko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50660361124</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50660361124</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:57:26 -0400</pubDate><category>Veep</category></item><item><title>thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepensivebrony.tumblr.com/post/50615333100/you-shouldnt-be-depressed-people-have-it-worse"&gt;thepensivebrony&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50649555912</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50649555912</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:06:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goddammitfenton.tumblr.com/post/50370545773/if-you-ever-feel-bad-about-yourself-just-remember"&gt;goddammitfenton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50564902874</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50564902874</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 04:00:23 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>omg</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b654a9041a98487a5e7342215825c8c2/tumblr_miycd6J1KM1s73gtgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50535880611</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50535880611</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 20:00:53 -0400</pubDate><category>alyssa edwards</category><category>rupaul's drag race</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a40acde1fc109c124ca36856a017d6e/tumblr_mjpn0vgLxQ1qlvwnco1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50515049038</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50515049038</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:01:05 -0400</pubDate><category>alyssa edwards</category><category>rupaul's drag race</category><category>queen&lt;3</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cbfb3df8ea007ba814535056b7a6709/tumblr_mlbwb0gYQ31qkxhk9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50507264173</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50507264173</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:54:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbe005db1b870c6f726aa5a641145081/tumblr_mk9fungfqa1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a76b97aec689e3fa986dbc75a9a38e2/tumblr_mk9fungfqa1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50415137254</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50415137254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 08:00:42 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category><category>himym</category><category>how i met your mother</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db13b301d30dcb88be3eb2af4543e471/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/200b80c44166fa91518118ed308bd67f/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00ffa6490305ee4a9f239b8a0e23fe95/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5d0183a10a64792a03c4a294679862a/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4092d655120b522cc9d8c2b9d47bbc50/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d4f4c99ad79bab401085aec981bef59/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87aca4321e9fb74631a95f912a30733e/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c28d73531aea945ccec802302ac9dc94/tumblr_mmkuxslx7E1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50173074394</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50173074394</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 12:00:59 -0400</pubDate><category>I laughed so hard</category><category>the daily show</category></item><item><title>Literally just yelled at some kids to get off my neighbor&amp;#8217;s lawn. FML</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Literally just yelled at some kids to get off my neighbor&amp;#8217;s lawn. FML&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50027404431</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50027404431</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:03:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I cannot tell you how much I look like Lucille Bluth when I’m forced to be around my brother’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I cannot tell you how much I look like Lucille Bluth when I’m forced to be around my brother’s in-laws. They are &lt;i&gt; the worst&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/10/2/20/anigif_enhanced-buzz-13418-1349223535-0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50009721867</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/50009721867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 08:59:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pkmnfan:

shedonealreadydiddonehadherses:

ICONIC

He’s kind of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b4f112f162329d9876c90661f97fa6e/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfdddeba1a5fe711a1cf53a091d445a2/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ea6cb77ba2bd68d341ac9293058488c/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37ea33946630fa23491f3da4e05c800a/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed824658c311044a00e40419e4b6984e/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ed177b825dd58d126a97295993bb38a/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/44769e845c37fe93a9edddc88947a877/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8c787856e4fadd2316700e6bf7ec3ee/tumblr_mm2h4dPWGY1s8or22o8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pkmnfan.tumblr.com/post/49263324228/shedonealreadydiddonehadherses-iconic-hes"&gt;pkmnfan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shedonealreadydiddonehadherses.tumblr.com/post/49255892146/iconic"&gt;shedonealreadydiddonehadherses&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ICONIC&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s kind of adorable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49842889815</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49842889815</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 04:00:44 -0400</pubDate><category>alyssa edwards</category><category>rupaul's drag race</category><category>mah perf queen &lt;3</category></item><item><title>WHY IS TAYLOR ALWAYS WEARING THE SAME DRESS???? Guuuh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WHY IS TAYLOR ALWAYS WEARING THE SAME DRESS???? Guuuh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49816116873</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49816116873</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 20:44:31 -0400</pubDate><category>idk. sorry just seems like it</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6f6e100735043836b18d4a18754d792/tumblr_mmekfeRvHd1rz2n8ko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d86160a024b1282370aacca23f2b175/tumblr_mmekfeRvHd1rz2n8ko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12303640d80254601454733b06b1fd8b/tumblr_mmekfeRvHd1rz2n8ko3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed4535081b237d9db68ccab1a51373e8/tumblr_mmekfeRvHd1rz2n8ko4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49815914412</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49815914412</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 20:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>flawfree christian queen obvi</category><category>met gala 2013</category><category>fashion</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7809c72169b985335245a5627ce19f2/tumblr_mm497iR8001qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84d07cda66e1a5b7e947ad8dbefd7b6c/tumblr_mm497iR8001qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49496275220</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/49496275220</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 01:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category><category>stephen colbert</category><category>the colbert report</category></item><item><title>ziczagzoom:


Shout (Parts 1 and 2) by The Isley Brothers

</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_48980012874" src="http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48980012874/audio_player_iframe/mettekj/tumblr_mjv3xlNSdC1ru2rte?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmettekj%2F48980012874%2Ftumblr_mjv3xlNSdC1ru2rte" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ziczagzoom.tumblr.com/post/45675507075/shout-parts-1-and-2-by-the-isley-brothers"&gt;ziczagzoom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p class="exfm_post_song_title"&gt;Shout (Parts 1 and 2) by &lt;span class="exfm_post_artist"&gt;The Isley Brothers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48980012874</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48980012874</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:32:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?







</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dqdbpb.tumblr.com/post/47973334660/were-halfway-thru-april-u-know-what-tht-means"&gt;dqdbpb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3be3eecc5a246eae772bfc8c1cc1881a/tumblr_inline_ml9dj0xtqG1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;




&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48146787114</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48146787114</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:41:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d43919f1e2c8906be3dd793c882a981/tumblr_mgpiysp4TL1qailc0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8214177e5b65a5e7cdadfaeb13ef9da9/tumblr_mgpiysp4TL1qailc0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c36074b3275119b78e5c1338bbf82a45/tumblr_mgpiysp4TL1qailc0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11ee5b66061ec194425c5a73fc58d1a1/tumblr_mgpiysp4TL1qailc0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48109310320</link><guid>http://mettekj.tumblr.com/post/48109310320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 04:00:45 -0400</pubDate><category>jonathan groff</category><category>your faaaaaaace!</category></item></channel></rss>
